It’s me...the least known Star Wars character of all time....Idina Skyla Hunter.
YES I am as real as the eyebrows on your forehead.
But NO. I was NOT created by George Lucas.
Does this make me any less real? I think not.
Sooo how to begin? You might be wondering “How could one eleven year old possibly be so awesome?”
Because I was created by an obsessed girl named [REDACTED FOR ANONYMITY] so she could have a character she understood when she played Star Wars.
I started out as some kind of orange skinned, yellow haired girl with green eyes and a power to create weird...green...lightning? Also my name was Starfire (after one of [REDACTED]’s dolls).
After the girl got bored with this overly powerful...thing, I was ditched.
BUT. After the creation of Luna Birdsong, Starfire was reawakened under the NEW identity of Iduna (from Frozen II) and could control all of nature. Pretty powerful right? Okay, hold on to your helmets cause things start getting weirder.
When [REDACTED] realized she couldn’t just copy another character, she went on a spree of creativity, the final result being a psychologically disturbed tween carrying a second half of secret Death Star plans , with auburn hair that was actually made up of every shade of red imaginable and indigo eyes, who could secretly control Air and feel Emotions by touching someone.
Aka, ME; Idina Skyla Hunter.
And yeah I know; Aerokinesis is not a real Star Wars power.
But when it comes to imagination, [REDACTED] is champ.
I am part of an estranged family line whose last name is Hunter.
We can feel the Force...but Our brains are hardwired to feel it differently. Example: my mom had a freaky ability to turn invisible because the Force let light pass through her.
The Emperor would give his thumb and forefinger to get his clammy fingers on me (Yes I know from experience exactly HOW clammy they are) just so he can taunt me, fail to seduce me, and then call me worthless and zap me to death.
So yeah. Next time you hear [REDACTED] play outside with her second-ever (or third?) alter ego (ME) don’t judge; I may be different but I make a little girl very happy. And that makes me smile.
Also I need to add in the Ode to My Awesomeness none of these reviewers are writing.
“The best part of this movie was by far Idina Hunter...so what if she is a pathological liar half the movie? It’s part of her character development! She lies because her mom died! I could relate so hard to Idina because she’s thrown into a world she doesn’t understand and struggles to adjust, even when in the ruthless custody of Darth Vader. Watch this movie just to experience the stunning character development of Idina and sob buckets over her interactions with Leia.”
Grr Idina not again! How many times do I have to do this? First prime video now iTunes!
Hi I’m Luke Skywalker. Yes, Idina is real...but this does NOT give her the right to proclaim it to the world.
Trust me, I know this review has taken up two minutes of your life but—(YEAH TWO OF THE COOLEST MINUTES EVER!! Idina —> Out)
BUT she will not do it again. I know Idina’s lying can get out of hand...but trust me she’s gotten so much better.
Her mom died five years ago and she’s been “storytelling” since.
Don’t worry though...I THINK we’ve almost gotten past the trauma.
Good bye from Luke Skywalker
{Hey ya’ll? If you read this far slip “Aerokinetic” into your review...it would make me feel good inside because...well it just would. You deserve a gold star if you read all this because it made my day. Bye.