Williams: yo my mobile homeboys whats trippin in da whoood?
Punk: this termite belong to you?
Carl: Dont call me-
Williams: ah easy- dis my man C... small but ferocious. but u dogs your hardcore. where u from?
Punk 3: Scottsdale.
Williams: SCOTTSDALE!!! in the zone! yall, thats a hardcore hood! but u wanna take on my man C here, go ahead cause u know, he feirce he gonna come up in your face he gonna major damage you- you gonna walk away maybe limp but i say talk to the hand call waiting cuz he is out! boy is ou- i cant restrains him cuz i am conversatin you right now to give him a chance to cool down, get back to get back to a realistic level as it were because we could be chillin our crib not just on this moble home thing. representing malibu! and Westwood! you know. maulin it like we all came boys commence. pimp my mersades call me back-put you on hold know what i am sayin?
punk 2: uh-uh-we gotta go-
Williams: yeah. dont make me call my lawyer, cuz ill audit!
HYSTERICAL