Wow! This is truly the movie of all time! Morbius changed my life. Before the morb, I was but a small child. Living in Joe Biden’s golf cart, only eating the big daddy pickles, and sleeping in a vat of beans. (When the golf cart wasn’t working good) but then one day, a guy with probably the biggest jawline and muscles you will ever see came up to me and said “Look man I know your life sucks… and I can’t do anything about it, but if you really want your life to have meaning again and for your parents to take you back, go to the movie theater and watch Morbius.” So the man gave me twenty bucks to buy a ticket and a dog (so I don’t morb all by myself) to watch the Morbius. The second the movie started, I could feel myself getting buffer, taller, and much hotter. 30 minutes thought the movie I could already get the feeling that my parents wanted me back after I punched my dad out of a window, thinking it was a chicken. I morbed myself so hard when Dr. Michal Morbius said “I’m gonna morb you back to when parachute pants were cool!” Honestly there is to much to talk about from Borbius but I’ll leave that for y’all to decide. By the time Morbius was done my parents forgave me for what I did, I won a morbillion lotteries, and now I live in the White House! (I’m actually president of the United States now so sorry to flex) I’ve also legally changed my name to Morby Morb Blorb, and I watch Morbius 6 times a day! (At least) so if y’all want to become a true mother like me, watch Morbius. It will change your life.