From his first job as a travelling sales rep selling Paddington Bears to his latest wheeze as a gentleman farmer, Jeremy Clarkson's love of cars has just about kept him out of trouble.

But in a persistently infuriating world, sometimes you have to race full-throttle at the speed-bumps.

· Why nothing good ever came out of a meeting

· Muesli's unmentionable side effects

· Navigating London when every single road is being dug up at once

· People who read online reviews of dishwashers

· ****ing driverless cars

Buckle up for a bumpy ride - you're holding the only book in history to require seatbelts . . .

Brilliant . . . Laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph

'Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube' Evening Standard